Friday, May 13, 2011

DW DECLARE all my best

get the new double album from dwdeclare
out now!

featuring:

back to the rack




testiclemoanials:

"this album was created by a man who is a special career field agent in opening a can of musical whoop-ass"
"i think dwdeclare is the sultry voice of a whole new generation of human beings who like music"

"when i first heard the album i thought, 'wow'. then when i listened to it a second time i said, 'holy mackerel'"
"i knew dwdeclare when he was just a boy,. whatever he tells you about that time in the church basement is a lie"

"this is what music is supposed to sound like, are you listening hawksley workman?"

"most of the time when you turn on the radio you hear songs, sometimes some advertising and occasionally a special sporting event...my radio talks to me"

"i find it frightening how much i like all my best by dwdeclare. he really knows how to make music using only a violin bow, a 40 ounce bottle of rum and a home enema kit"

"every song is an instant classic, no i mean that...honestly"

"you can sure hear the degrassi influence in a lot of his songs, "everybody wants something..." stupid wheels"

"if there's a man who can write better songs and make you feel like dancing i'd sure like to meet him. maybe we could go out for dinner or something...i'm really lonely"

"if i could play music like dwdeclare i wouldn't need the talcum powder"

"one time i was watching benny hill and a female reporter was wearing a button labeled "press" on her chest, so benny hill pressed it...that was funny"

"i like the way dw can make you feel like laughing and showering at the same time"

"after listening to all my best by dwdeclare in it's entirety, i no longer have cancer of the rectum"

and this is just a sampling of the dozens of made up accolades for the new album, all my best by dwdeclare. in stores, online, out to lunch and appearing off broadway now.

you can download the album here or by clicking the download torrent below. this also includes dwdeclare's second release all for the incredibly low price of free! now that's an unbeatable offer.

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